cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

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5 hours ago | 433643 notes |

p3n1s:

thedauntlessbrave:

I want to make straight boys question their sexuality, but I don’t want to be one of those pathetic gay boys who try to “turn” straight boys.

amen

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18 hours ago | 228386 notes |

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

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3 days ago | 213731 notes |

bombing:

@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox

(via islesandanchors)

5 days ago | 81555 notes |

islesandanchors:

I can’t believe prom was a year ago and I wasn’t as much as a babbling mess.

5 days ago | 2 notes |

Tobias i’m done with this gurl Eaton

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1 week ago | 14450 notes |

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1 week ago | 15206 notes |

wendygirlyouspookme:

POKEMON STORY TIME

IF YOU’VE PLAYED X AND Y YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THE LEGENDARY BIRDS ARE.  IF YOU HAVEN’T HERE I’LL PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU: YOU GET A BIRD BASED ON YOUR STARTER AND ONCE YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE WILD, YOU CAN TRACK IT WITH YOUR POKEDEX WHILE IT ROAMS.  IT IMMEDIATELY FLEES, SO YOU CAN’T BATTLE OR CATCH IT.  YOU JUST HAVE TO TRACK IT AND ENCOUNTER IT 10 TIMES BEFORE IT FLEES TO A STATIONARY LOCATION.  OH, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING FLY, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ON FOOT.

I AM CHASING THIS ASSHOLE ZAPDOS ALL AROUND FUCKING POKE-FRANCE, CONSTANTLY FLYING TO LUMIOSE TO RESET IT’S POSITION AND HOPE ITS SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE I AM SO I CAN QUICKLY BIKE TO IT.  MY THUMBS ARE FUCKING RAW AT THIS POINT, I AM SO MAD.  EVERY TIME I’M ON ROUTE 14, HE’S SUDDENLY ON ROUTE 4, AND VICE VERSA.  THIS ASSHOLE WILL NOT LET ME EVEN GAZE UPON HIS SPIKY VISAGE, PRETENTIOUS CONDESCENDING FUCKING BIRD IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH, I DECIDE WHEN I DO CATCH HIM, I’M GOING TO FUCKING HUMILIATE HIM.

FINALLY, FINALLY I REACH TEN ENCOUNTERS AND LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS I SEE HIS LOCATION CHANGE TO THE SEA SPIRIT’S DEN.  I QUICKLY BOUGHT 99 POKEBALLS, READY TO CUT HIM DOWN 10 NOTCHES AND MAKE HIM MY BITCH.  I HAVE A MASTER BALL HANDY, ZAPFUCK, BUT YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF IT’S GLORY.

THIS SHIT JUMPS ME, AND I SEND MY SHINY OCTILLERY OUT TO MAKE WORK OF HIM.  PICKLES FIRES A FUCKIN ICE BEAM AT THAT GUY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO RED, AND BAM, THE CUMSTAIN IS FROZEN.  I LAUGH.  I THROW MY POKEBALL.  I NOTICE IMMEDIATELY UPON THROWING IT THAT IT MAKES NOT THE NORMAL POKEBALL NOISE AS IT ZOOMS THROUGH THE AIR, BUT THE CRITICAL CAPTURE NOISE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CRITICAL CAPTURE IS?  ESSENTIALLY IT’S A CRITICAL HIT FOR POKEBALLS.  IT’S BASED ON CHANCE, AND HOW MANY POKEMON YOU’VE CAUGHT.  YOU’RE GUARANTEED A CATCH IF THIS HAPPENS.  THE POKE BALL CLICKS ONCE.  THE LIGHTNING BEAST IS MINE.

I HUMILIATED AND TOOK SIEGE OF A MAJESTIC LEGENDARY BEAST, TONIGHT, AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SATISFIED

(Source: wendycorduroy, via all-that-is-pokemon)

1 week ago | 41046 notes |

hotsouls:

cute butt

1 week ago | 236 notes |

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1 week ago | 493 notes |

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1 week ago | 2072 notes |

headlikealamb:

Mickey Smith

(via bornveryfaraway)

1 week ago | 5779 notes |

thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

(Source: glitterweave, via islesandanchors)

1 week ago | 235869 notes |