bout to watch a movie in the 30th dimension.
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think
who the fuck are you
when did i follow you
you’re not posting things relative to my interests
but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did
it might have been important
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
I find this so fucking attractive.
Didn’t this kid just have knee surgery?
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation